Toa-Yuen T-shirt
Opened on 11/22/63 (yep, that 11/22/63), Toa-Yuen Restaurant and Dragon Room was a Corvallis institution—serving up Chinese and American fare, fluorescent cocktails, and the kind of life wisdom that only reveals itself at 1:30 a.m. when the chop suey hits just right.
This shirt is a tribute to this sacred establishment on Ninth Street—equal parts family dinner spot, cultural landmark, and emergency soberfication station for generations of students and townies. You didn’t plan to end up there at midnight on a Tuesday. But you did. And it mattered.
Made from lightweight (4.2 oz) combed ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built to survive both spicy mustard spills and late-night life choices. Wear it to honor:
• Saying you want Chinese and then ordering a cheeseburger
• Pretending that was actually tea
• Celebrating your 21st or just your second wind
Call it a shirt. Call it a memory. Just don’t call the number listed—they stopped answering in the ’90s.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: modern-hobos-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Toa-Yuen T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|