Modern Hobos Red Armillary T-shirt
If you’ve ever tried to navigate a new city using 15th-century astronomical models and stubborn vibes alone—this one’s for you. The Armillary tee celebrates those who know exactly where they are, cosmically speaking, if not on the map.
We made these for the real ones, the wanderers, the wiseasses, the stargazers with trust issues and too many saved locations on Google Maps. Each Modern Hobos tee is screen-printed with a signature insignia—abstract, mythic, and just vague enough to make people think you joined a cult with a good newsletter.
Made from lightweight (4.2 oz) combed ring-spun cotton, these shirts are soft, durable, and pre-distressed so everyone knows you’ve been here since the beginning (even if you’ve just been quietly lurking). Regular fit. Unisex sizing. Hobo-certified.
• Boosts perceived IQ by up to 48 points
• Confers honorary PhD in Cartography
• Signals to strangers that you have snacks
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: modern-hobos-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Modern Hobos Red Armillary T-shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|