Modern Hobos Worldwide T-shirt
We are not a band. But we have been on the road long enough we’ve mastered the opening lines of diplomacy in at least a dozen languages. This tee is a tribute to the real tour—no green room, no set list, just a rotating cast of strangers, unmarked doors, and the universal need to find a bathroom immediately.
Featuring “Modern Hobos” printed in all the languages we’ve bumbled through from Porto to Athens to Barcelona, this design is less about fluency and more about survival. Because sometimes all it takes to cross a border is a smile, a nod, and your best approximation of ¿dónde está el baño?
Printed on lightweight (4.2 oz) combed ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, soft, and forgiving—ideal for long layovers, awkward hostel conversations, and sprinting through unfamiliar transit hubs. Regular fit. Unisex sizing. No backstage pass required.
• Boosts confidence in pointing and hand gestures
• Grants +5 charisma in long immigration lines
• Pairs well with jet lag and bad coffee
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: modern-hobos-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Modern Hobos Worldwide T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|