Corvallis Heart of the Valley T-shirt (White)

There’s a certain loyalty that comes from growing up in a place like Corvallis. A loyalty forged in foggy football games, off-campus burritos, and those weirdly intense debates about whether the Marys Peak view is better from the top or on the drive up. This shirt isn’t trying to be ironic—it’s just…accurate. Heart of the Valley. That’s what they used to call it. Still do, if you’re in the know.

The design is peak ’80s earnestness, possibly created by someone’s cousin who “studying graphics” at the community college. But that’s the charm. Like a hometown parade float or your first job at the Big O—it’s not about polish. It’s about showing up. Printed on lightweight combed ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft enough for misty walks along the Willamette and durable enough to survive a Saturday at Reser Stadium. It’s got a regular fit, unisex sizing, and comes pre-distressed so nobody questions your Valley cred.

Wear it like you mean it. Because if you’re from here, you already do. And if you’re not—well, you’re lucky we let you wear it at all.